Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  July 1 Look I *know* Davis. I was on his show after I retired from the Guardians. This is not the man you want.

Orchard Jones @realorchardjones  July 1      @cadwellthascandal what are you so afraid of? Change? Progress? A posthuman like us in the Oval Office?

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  July 1 @realorchardjones we’ll agree to disagree. I fought too long for this country and this world to leave it in the hands of Davis White.  

Davis White For America @realdaviswhite  Sept 11 Let freedom ring! Weak globalist @cowanmcduffie and his weak lapdog VP @realkirbylee have weakened America! No more weak Establishment politicians! #usasuperpower!     

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Sept 11      @realdaviswhite I call on my colleagues in Congress to  mobilize a thesaurus to your feed. Let freedom read!          

Davis White For America @realdaviswhite  Sept 11      @senatorpatel You’ll learn your manners when I’m elected!               

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Sept 11      @realdaviswhite but will *you* ever learn manners? Your campaign is nonstop appeals to the basest and most vulgar in our hearts. Is that your #usasuperpower?

Kirby Lee For America @realkirbylee  Sept 11           @senatorpatel It’s no coincidence he posted this on 9/11. I’m with our fine #POTUS @cowanmcduffie at the NYC memorial while @realdaviswhite is at his Florida ranch trolling us.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Sept 11        @realkirbylee @senatorpatel I am so angry about that. I lost so many friends that day. We couldn’t bury them all fast enough, so we just had one big memorial for all the Guardians who lost their lives.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Sept 11 @realkirbylee @senatorpatel Davis’s brand of nationalism makes me sick. That man has no empathy or dignity.       

Orchard Jones @realorchardjones  Sept 11      @cadwellthascandal ummm did you just admit to using your powers on him?

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  ‍ ‍Sept 11 @realorchardjones I’m not the one whose powers you need to worry about.  

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 1/ Alright let’s do this. My legal name is Cadwell Grevioux & I’m #posthuman. I’ve served the USA and the UN as a Guardian. My Guardian codename was Scandal. I kept it when I retired.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 2/ My #superpower is meta-empathy. That means I can sense and manipulate the emotions of others. I admit I have used this power selfishly at times. I try to make amends for that every day.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 3/ As a Guardian, I used that power to protect the world from folks who would hurt you and me. My friends sacrificed themselves for you and me.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 4/ But if you follow me, you know all that. What we don’t know is what @realdaviswhite’s #posthuman powers might be. He has never made this info public.     

Anonyma @realanonyma  Oct 6‍ ‍ @cadwellthascandal He’s a private citizen. He has a right to privacy.     

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6‍ ‍ @realanonyma He is not a private citizen and he doesn’t have the right to privacy. Public figures forfeit that right. Trust and believe, I know.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 5/ I assume the UN’s posthuman database has this info, but they won’t release it because #laws. It’s up to @realdaviswhite to release the details of his #posthuman abilities. But he won’t.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 6/ So we have a presidential candidate who is a known #posthuman but refuses to tell the world what he can do. Why do y’all trust him? We need to know this stuff before we vote.     

Doxie @doxicavenger  Oct 6      @cadwellthascandal it’s globalist thugs like you that America needs to worry about!

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Oct 6      @doxicavenger and by thugs you mean supersoldiers and supercops? I agree. But @cadwellthascandal is retired tho.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6      @soulchildeq bro why you out here feedin these trolls?

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Oct 6 7/ @realdaviswhite @gov_jamie_burke @gop RELEASE THE DETAILS OF HIS POWERS #powergate     

Your American GOP @gop  Oct 6      @cadwellthascandal Lol. No.          

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Oct 6           @gop @gov_jamie_burke Remember when you hounded me and my family to investigate our “terrorist connections?” You should try that on your own side of the fence once in a while. #powergate  

Greg the Psychicomedian Nocenti @precog_jokes  Nov 7 Calling it. #daviswhite     

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Nov 7      @precog_jokes FUUUCCCKKK

Greg the Psychicomedian Nocenti @precog_jokes  Nov 7           @cadwellthascandal dude I’m just the messenger  

Gov. Jamie Burke @gov_jamie_burke  Nov 8 I am honored to serve as the next Vice President of the United States of America! Now let’s make America the superpower it once was! #usasuperpower  

Davis White For America @realdaviswhite  Nov 8 America has spoken! The real criminals will be locked up as soon as I take office, Jan 1! We’re coming for you @realkirbylee! #usasuperpower     

Kirby Lee For America @realkirbylee  Nov 8      @realdaviswhite @gov_jamie_burke Time travel is still illegal, as you criminals know. You won’t be inaugurated until Jan 20, but facts aren’t your strength.          

Doxie @doxicavenger  Nov 8           @realkirbylee Your just mad cause you lost,           bitch! Hope your ready for jail! #usasuperpower     

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Nov 8      @realdaviswhite Does everyone on your team end every sentence with an exclamation point? Asking for a friend.          

Doxie @doxicavenger  Nov 8           @senatorpatel your getting deported, fucker! #usasuperpower               

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Nov 8‍ ‍ @doxicavenger I believe you meant “you’re” getting deported. And no, that won’t happen, because I was born here. ‍ ‍

Twistr News @twistrnews  Nov 8‍ ‍

#daviswhite Reality TV host Davis White has been elected President of the United States of America. White has never held public office and will be the first-known posthuman US President.

#electoralcollege VP Kirby Lee concedes election to White despite narrowly winning the popular majority.

#unexit Global leaders “stunned and worried” about Davis White’s campaign promise to withdraw from UN.  

VP-Elect Jamie Burke @gov_jamie_burke  Nov 24 #happythanksgiving to my fellow Americans. @realdaviswhite and I will take the day off for family and prayer, then back to work tomorrow with the transition team. #usasuperpower     

Rick Obomsawin @abenaki_proud  Nov 24‍ ‍ @gov_jamie_burke Happy Colonization Day to you, too, Jamie, from all of us here at the Reservation. Can’t wait for the new pipeline.     

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Nov 24‍ ‍ @gov_jamie_burke PRAYER? LOL what you prayin to? The Almighty Dollar?     

Marcella@abuelamarcella  Nov 24‍ ‍ @gov_jamie_burke Where are all your exclamation points, gobernador? We have extra if you need: ¡Tirar fruta!          

Doxie @doxicavenger  Nov 24           @abuelamarcella go back to Mehico! #usasuperpower               

Marcella@abuelamarcella  Nov 24‍ ‍ @doxicavenger I’m from Uruguay. Go back to 5th grade Geography.                     

Luz@lululuz  Nov 24‍ ‍ @abuelamarcella ¡Abuelita! ¡no alimentes al troll!                     

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Nov 25 Is this really happening? He’s putting together a #wondercabinet?     

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Nov 25      @senatorpatel It’s happening. Pray for USA. #wondercabinet     

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Nov 25      @senatorpatel Ha! #wondercabinet is right!     

Gina Nguyen @medievalistnguyen Nov 25      @senatorpatel What did you expect? He’s gonna pardon half the criminals in the Barge. It doesn’t take a psychic to figure that out.

Greg the Psychicomedian Nocenti @precog_jokes  Nov 25           @medievalistnguyen Speak for yourself lolol  

Twistr Trending @twistrtrends Nov 25‍ ‍

#usasuperpower The campaign slogan of Davis White continues trending as new administration prepares to take office.

#thanksgiving Americans celebrate national holiday of abundance as families still divided post-election.

#wondercabinet Sen. Justin Patel coins new hashtag to describe President-elect White’s administration.  

Orchard Jones @realorchardjones  Dec 11 So proud to announce my appointment to Secretary of Agriculture under @realdaviswhite! #usasuperpower     

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Dec 11      @realorchardjones Woman what is wrong with you? Joining the nationalists like they wouldn’t just as soon shoot you dead?  

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Dec 11           @cadwellthascandal@realorchardjones check it tho she’s Agriculture Secretary, so even in the House, she’s still in the field. #wondercabinet               

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Dec 11‍ ‍ @soulchildeq OMFG I am SCREAMING.               

Orchard Jones @realorchardjones  Dec 11       @soulchildeq That was low, even for you. I recall you flipping cars back in the day. I did my time for my crimes. You got off on a technicality.                     

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Dec 11       @realorchardjones girl please u did 3 months an it wasn’t even in the Barge. My cousin smashed a window and he been up north for 5 years. U must have friends in some high places.  

Twistr News @twistrnews  Dec 20‍ ‍

#wondercabinet Hundreds of thousands across USA protest President-elect White’s cabinet choices; National Guardian supersoldiers deployed to keep peace

#happyholidays President McDuffie urges Americans to come together during holiday season

#vpburke Vice President-elect Burke accused of collusion with PSION during election campaign  

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 1/ History lesson: What is a #wondercabinet? Cabinets of wonders, aka wunderkammern, were collections of natural curiosities kept by the wealthy in their homes. Think private mini museums.

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 2/ The rich dedicated entire rooms called “cabinets” to their collections. Everything from artworks to fossils to anthropological artifacts.

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 3/ Men of science might even have preserved fetuses, human limbs, skeletons, and “exotic” taxidermied people. This was right around when Euro colonization was in full force.

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 4/ Ironically, many items were either mislabeled or outright fakes. Narwhal tusks passed off as unicorn horns. Stuffed chimeras were just bits of several animals sewn together.

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 5/ Indigenous crafts would be attributed to any culture. No one would know the difference (how many do now?)     

Gina Nguyen @medievalistnguyen Dec 22‍ ‍ @Victorianist1888 Not many.

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 6/ As with most of history, it’s difficult to sort out which curiosities could be attributed to #posthumans, if any.

Victor Victorian @Victorianist1888 Dec 22 7/ Tangentially related: I defend my dissertation next month! Wish me luck!     

Gina Nguyen @medievalistnguyen Dec 22      @Victorianist1888 Good luck! Hopefully we don’t reach full apocalypse before then! #powergate  

President Davis White @realdaviswhite  Dec 23 Stop attacking @gov_jamie_burke! He’s a true patriot and would never collusion with PSIONists! #lies #propaganda #usasuperpower     

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Dec 23      @realdaviswhite Do you know him as well as you know nouns vs verbs? I know some immigrants who can help you with that.          

President Davis White @realdaviswhite  Dec 23       @senatorpatel Just wait until I’m in office! You’re going to jail!               

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Dec 23      @realdaviswhite for what? Collusioning? Also, Merry Christmas!  

Gov. Jamie Burke @gov_jamie_burke  Dec 26 It is with a heavy heart that I resign as Governor of #Florida and step down as VP elect. It is what is best for #America at this time.

Doxie @doxicavenger  Dec 26      @gov_jamie_burke America knows youre innocent! Don’t let the real criminals smear you! #usasuperpower          

Gina Nguyen @medievalistnguyen Dec 26           @doxicavenger you have no idea how right you are.  

President Davis White @realdaviswhite  Dec 26 Sad! America’s deep state enemies will say anything to deny the people their president! #justiceforjamie #usasuperpower     

Anonyma @realanonyma  Dec 26      @realdaviswhite You’ve got them cornered. Their desperation shows how close you are to toppling the Establishment.     

Извини @Извини_Ты_говоришь_по-английски Dec 26         @realdaviswhite Позвоните в полицию!    

President Davis White @realdaviswhite  Dec 31 #happynewyear my fellow Americans! Let’s make some history starting tomorrow!     

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Dec 31      @realdaviswhite You can start by firing whomever on your team is still letting you think tomorrow is Inauguration Day.     

Rick Obomsawin @abenaki_proud  Dec 31‍ ‍ @realdaviswhite Happy New Year you fucking idiot. We have 20 more days to stop you from taking office. #powergate    

The account @gov_jamie_burke has been deleted.  

House Speaker Mitch Berger @bergerinthehouse  Jan 1 #happynewyear #usasuperpower! I would proudly accept the position of your next Vice President!

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 1      @bergerinthehouse which vice? Asking for a friend.  

Senator J. Patel @senatorpatel Jan 1 #happynewyear to America and the world. As predicted, nothing out of the ordinary happened today.     

Greg the Psychicomedian Nocenti @precog_jokes  Jan 1      @senatorpatel Don’t be so sure.  

President Davis White @realdaviswhite  Jan 2 @realkirbylee is worst vice president ever! Just as bad as her master McDuffie! I will lead the fight to lock them up! #usasuperpower     

Your VP Kirby Lee @realkirbylee  Jan 2      @realdaviswhite Dave, you can’t even lead a parade.     

Your VP Kirby Lee @realkirbylee  Jan 2      @realdaviswhite How’s Jamie, by the way? Haven’t seen much of him lately.          

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Jan 2           @realkirbylee THE SHADE lolol  

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 1/ Fam, let’s recap. Davis White has now selected not one, not two, but FOUR criminals for his #wondercabinet, five if you counted Burke.

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 2/ Secretary of State: #floridaman Senator Dante Olivero. Close friend of Jamie Burke. Fined and sentenced to house arrest for 1 year for insider trading. Re-elected 3 years later. Florida, y’all. #wondercabinet

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 3/ Secretary of Agriculture: Jennifer “Orchard” Jones. Reformed (?) eco-terrorist and botanokinetic. Ex(?) PSIONist. Did time for annexing Central Park as her own banana republic. #wondercabinet

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 4/ Secretary of Homeland Security: George “The BrainSkull” Kemp. Ex(?) PSIONist. Super-genius. Jailed for conspiracy. FUCKING CONSPIRACY IT IS RIGHT THERE ON THE LABEL #wondercabinet

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 5/ UN Ambassador: Karen “Charisma” Drake. Repeatedly tried and acquitted for fraud, kidnapping and extortion. Known to have posthuman persuasive abilities. #wondercabinet

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 6/ White still hasn’t gone public with his new VP selection, but I assume it’ll be more of the same. Maybe he’ll pick Dr Apocalypse. #wondercabinet

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3 7/ This isn’t just a publicity stunt, people. This is a coup.   #wondercabinet     

Anonyma @realanonyma  Jan 3      @cadwellthascandal Damn right it’s a coup! About damn time! We the people deserve a #usasuperpower! The Establishment has failed us for the last time!          

Cadwell tha Scandal @cadwellthascandal  Jan 3           @realanonyma Oops my bad I thought Gov. Burke and Sen. Olivero *were* the Establishment. #lockthemup #wondercabinet  

Twistr Trending @twistrtrends Jan 19‍ ‍

#millionsmarch Millions of Americans and others across the world prepare for protests coinciding with tomorrow’s Presidential inauguration.

#posthuman Tensions continue to rise between superpowered and “traditional” people as first posthuman US President prepares to take office.

#psion Accusations of White and Burke’s collusion with Posthuman Supremacy International Organized Network continue despite incarcerated and exonerated PSIONists denying knowledge.  

Greg the Psychicomedian Nocenti @precog_jokes  Jan 19 Yeah so I’m staying in tomorrow. Just sayin.  

Twistr News @twistrnews Jan 20‍ ‍

#usriots + #cadwellthascandal Peaceful marches erupt into violence across US after police fatally shoot ex-Guardian, rapper, and community organizer Cadwell Grevioux a.k.a. Cadwell tha Scandal.

#daviswhite Despite pockets of rioting around US, Davis White inaugurated during a peaceful transfer of power.

#guardians National Guardian super-soldiers deployed to keep peace during today’s protests; several resign rather than intervene.  

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Jan 20 @realorchardjones IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? IS THIS THE SIDE YOU’RE ON? #ripcadwell #sayhisname  

Agriculture Sec Orchard Jones @realorchardjones  Jan 20 I ask my fellow Americans to stand down. Please don’t make things worse.     

Doxie @doxicavenger  Jan 20 @realorchardjones You tell em! I wish there were more like you.          

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Jan 20        @doxicavenger “more like you” meaning well-behaved Blacks or posthumans or both? PEOPLE ARE DYING. #sayhisname #justiceforcadwell               

Luz @lululuz Jan 20                @soulchildeq Don’t. Feed. The. Troll.  

Kirby Lee @realkirbylee  Jan 20 Cowan McDuffie and I ask all Americans to use their First Amendment rights peacefully as you march, assemble, and protest.     

Doxie @doxicavenger  Jan 20 The civil war is on! #usasuperpower #usa #daviswhite     

Anonyma @realanonyma  Jan 20      @doxicavenger dude I voted for him too but you understand that we can’t be a superpower and be in civil war at the same time? Do you?     

Doxie @doxicavenger  Jan 20 Don’t lose faith! @realdaviswhite will restore law and order.  

Marcella @abuelamarcella  Jan 20 O San Miguel Arcangel defiendenos en la batalla. Se nuestra proteccion contra el diablo  

Rick Obamsawin @abenaki_proud Jan 20 Good luck out there. Ping me when the white people figure out who “won.”  

Twistr Trending @twistrtrends Feb 14‍ ‍

#valentinesday America sees sharp increase in marriage proposals on traditional day of romance

#justiceforcadwell Activists around the world continue to protest peacefully with isolated pockets of violence

#burkegate Former FL Governor and VP-elect Jaime Burke has disappeared amidst ongoing investigations of collusion with PSION  

Greg the Psychicomedian Nocenti @precog_jokes  Feb 14 Taking a twistr break. Leave me and my family alone. I am NOT joining the Guardians, I am NOT taking your money in exchange for precog services, and I am 100% NOT telling you where Burke is, because I DON’T KNOW! Fuck  

Twistr News @twistrnews Jun 11‍ ‍

#unexit White administration continues withdrawal from United Nations as Russia and Brazil consider similar actions.

#powergate + #bargegate White administration pardons five more incarcerated posthumans in the Barge, calling for prison reform and “openness to power”

#guardians + #psion Amidst sweeping resignations among posthuman National Guardians, US Homeland Security Secretary Kemp appoints former PSIONists  

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Oct 29 This year near broke me. Getting ready for a long Halloween. #allhallows     

Anonyma @realanonyma  Oct 29‍ ‍ @souldchildeq I’m with you this time. Costume is ready. #allhallows          

Doxie @doxicavenger  Oct 29        @realanonyma WTF is #allhallows?               

Anonyma @realanonyma  Oct 29             @doxicavenger November 1. Look it up.  

Twistr Trending @twistrtrends Oct 31‍ ‍

#halloween Millions prepare for a night of costumed fun

#pumpkinspice Favorite seasonal flavor selling out across the Northern Hemisphere

#allhallows Sociologists weigh in on sudden popularity of hashtag for Catholic Feast of All Saints; suggestions range from religious revival to renewed interest in supernatural fiction  

SoulChilde Q @soulchildeq  Oct 31 #allhallows

Anonyma @realanonyma  Oct 31‍ ‍@souldchildeq #allhallows ‍ ‍

Rick Obamsawin @abenaki_proud Oct 31 #allhallows  

Luz @lululuz Oct 31 #allhallows     

Marcella @abuelamarcella  Oct 31      @lululuz #allhallows  

Twistr News @twistrnews Nov 1‍ ‍

#allhallowsuprising Revolution in the streets across US as costumed posthumans and traditional humans alike clash with authorities

#guardians Amidst Halloween midnight uprising, few can tell who is a current or former Guardian, a PSIONist, human, or posthuman

#powergate US President White’s true superpowers finally revealed  

Greg This Isn’t Funny Nocenti @precog_jokes  Nov 1 Called. It.